The roast does not
have to be.

Good coffee. A familiar target.

The Roast Roast makes personalized coffee gifts for the people you know a little too well. Pick a coffee, choose a ready-made joke or make a custom roast, and put the name and message on a 12 oz / 340 g carton.

The coffee and comedy are separate choices. Their favorite cup might be dark. The joke might be gentle. You choose what fits the person, the occasion and the relationship.

You get the final word.

Preview the assembled carton and review the final proof before approving it. Check the name, complete message, coffee and grind. An edit creates a new proof that needs your approval again.

Our roasting partner in Oregon produces the specialty coffee behind your personalized gift. The coffee selector shows the currently available coffees, tasting notes, roast depths and grind options.

The business behind the punchline.

The Roast Roast is operated by Wise Venture LLC. We are an online store. For help with an order, coffee selection or a gift, email hello@theroastroast.com.

A little help choosing.

Our guides cover coffee choices, personalization and original gift-message ideas. Each guide has a visible update date, links to relevant next steps and supporting coffee references where useful.